Five Perks To Being Your Teenager's Unpaid SILENT Chauffeur
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IMAGINE: It’s Friday night and you’re wondering what you’re going to do tomorrow. You don’t have any plans because you’re 40. You have no friends. You lack energy. Life force is lower than ever. Wait! You have a teenager! This means your life still has purpose.
Without your teenager, your Saturdays would be full of empty activities like taking collagen and stretching. Now you can explore your city and sharpen your driving abilities all while investing in the next generation.
Driving your teenager and their friends around says, “I handle my responsibilities and love my child.”
If you spent years reading your child: “I love you forever, I like you for always” but can’t spend eight hours at the mall & getting food, you might be a liar.
Here are Five Perks To Being Your Teenager's Unpaid SILENT Chauffeur:
Activity:
Driving, walking, spending money- these are all forms of movement/lymphatic massage. You are getting healthier by the second by getting out of your comfortable chair and in the driver’s seat. The mall we want to go to is 40 minutes away.
Excitement:
It’s sad to me how big of a role Netflix plays in your life and daily conversations. You need to get around real people. Let’s get chicken tenders two cities over.
Supporting the Economy:
Care about the community. When you buy boba you are actually buying ballet shoes for a child of a local bubble tea cafe owner. When you drive, you are putting food on the tables of construction workers who mix concrete in our zip code. When you get me a hoodie, you are supporting hoodie farmers in our neighborhood. Wow.
Love:
You carried me for nine months. What’s one more weekend? I’ll be ready in an hour. Please don’t talk to my friends.
Exposure to youth:
I’m not a scientist, but spending time with teenagers is more effective than retinol. We keep you young. You get to learn our language and eat our culture’s delicacies (Takis). Let our youth permeate the environment and fill in your fine lines.
Can’t wait to see you all day tomorrow (or the back of your head anyway). Bring your money, pls. You can play your people’s music. It’s actually not that bad. <3