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Sep 04, 2024
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Contrary to popular propaganda, middle children are the foie gras of children.

If you have three or more children, rejoice because it means you have at least one middle child to bring flavor and spice to your otherwise boring life as an adult.

Middle children deal with a lot of adversity due to unfair treatment and being BLAMED for things beyond their control or concern. Notoriously weak firstborns always have something to say or snitch about middle children.

Perpetually irresponsible and SPOILED ROTTEN BABIES of the family like to blame middle children despite middle children being their unofficial and unpaid primary disciplinarian.

Here are five reasons you should begin to appreciate and favor your middle child starting today.

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