Five Reasons Your Teenager is Mad Today

Here are the reasons I’m angry today:

1. We have nothing to eat. Sourdough bread isn’t food. No one under 85 says, “I’d like a snack, you know what sounds good, a slice of fermented bread.” BUY HOT POCKETS. I have accepted that I have been born in an ingredients household but that does not make it any easier. No fruit snacks, no chips I like, just tortillas and almost expired crackers. I’m literally starving.