Five Things Every Teenager Wants to Tell Their Mom

1. I’m not mad at you. Well, I am. But I’m not. But I am. The same way I was the worst, most volatile version of myself when I was a toddler…yeah I’m doing that again. Why? Because you’re my safe person. Congratulations.

2. I have no concept of money. So I’m going to ask for pretty much everything I can think of that I want. No, I don’t expect you to really b…