Five Tips For Surviving the Last Month of School
The last month of school is merely decorative. You don’t have to go. There are a lot of events. You don’t have to go. There are tests. You don’t have to go. There are activities. You don’t have to go.
Five Tips for Surviving the Last Month of School:
Go Home: After lunch on a regular school day learning barely happens. During the last month of school, after 1pm everyone literally sleeps at their desks. You know another great place to sleep? Home. Pick up your teenager.
Opt Out: You’ll be asked to participate in many events and days where people wear special clothes, have special hair, and bring all kinds of random crap. Only do it if you want. No one’s keeping track. Block the school’s emails and their IP.
Bare Minimum: If you do have to participate in a bake sale or something similar, bring store bought items. Nobody wants to eat things from your kitchen anyway. We all have TikTok. We know how some of you live. We are scared to eat your food. Get factory sealed cupcakes. Just do things at a normal level and not for your Facebook friends. You don’t even like those people.
It’s Not That Deep: There are some tests at the end of the year. I think they’re called “finals.” If it’s so final, why do they have them every year? It’s not that serious. I learned all I could and no “final’ can be the judge of that. I’m going to be YouTuber anyway. Let’s get into vacay mode.
Relax: Chill for once. Not even the teacher are really trying to be at school right now. You don’t have to do all the things on the calendar. A lot of people don’t know this, but most schools are powered by panic attacks. Fight the man and get boba instead.
xo HT