Instead of Going to the Parent Teacher Conference: Read This

I have all As

You don’t need to go to the parent teacher conference. Why? Because teachers are liars. Who are you going to believe: your sweet baby or an agent of the state?

Instead, I’ve written a detailed report for you on how I’m doing in school. Spoiler Alert: GREAT

Name: Me

Date of Birth: Hopefully you know this

Subject: School progress report.