You don’t need to go to the parent teacher conference. Why? Because teachers are liars. Who are you going to believe: your sweet baby or an agent of the state?
Instead, I’ve written a detailed report for you on how I’m doing in school. Spoiler Alert: GREAT
Name: Me
Date of Birth: Hopefully you know this
Subject: School progress report.
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