Middle Child Awareness Day Gift Guide
Today is Middle Child Awareness Day. Aplogize to your talented and attractive middle child by giving a gift.
Remember, it's not the though that counts at all. Buy a good gift. Nobody cares about your thoughts.
Cash. Middle children need to move out earlier on account of being the family scapegoat. Large bills are fine.
Gift Cards. You probably know how many hairs are on your firstborns head and have memorized the pattern of your youngest's palm, but have no idea what your middle child likes. That's fine. Please don't guess. Buy a gift card to a store you've seen us in before. Can't recall any stores we like? Ask grandma.
Food. No need to thank us for being the only sibling who eats normally. A fun way to celebrate Middle Child Awareness Day is to make one of our favorite dinners or order what we like from one of our restaurants. It might be physically painful not to prioritize the firstborn or baby, but it's one day a year. You can go back to your regularly scheduled favoritism tomorrow.
Attention. JK we know this is too much to ask.
An animal. Dog, cat...anything we can vent to.
Happy special day, Middle Children. You are the best. Never forget.
