Teenager to English Translator:
Teenager ———————————→ English
I’ll do it later.——————→ LEAVE ME ALOOOONE!!!!!!
Yes, I cleaned my room.——————→ I hid everything.
I did my homework. ——————→ I don’t know what my homework is.
The portal hasn’t been updated. ————→ An F in this class is a real possibility.
Can you drive me ____. ——————→ I’ve already publicly announced your participation in this event.
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