Teenager to English Translator

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Teenager to English Translator:

Teenager ———————————→ English

I’ll do it later.——————→ LEAVE ME ALOOOONE!!!!!!

Yes, I cleaned my room.——————→ I hid everything.

I did my homework. ——————→ I don’t know what my homework is.

The portal hasn’t been updated. ————→ An F in this class is a real possibility.

Can you drive me ____. ——————→ I’ve already publicly announced your participation in this event.