What a Doctor's Appointment Day Should Look Like

Goes for dentist appointment's, too.

Going back to school after a dentist or doctor’s appointment should be illegal. The fact that you would even consider it shows your lack of commitment to your child. But that’s ok, like your unhinged opinions on screen time and what counts as a passing grade, this too can be fixed with effort.

I have to go back to my “job.” No, you actually don’t. Are they going to come find you? That’s what I thought. It’s just like when that broke lying thief wanted to show Princess Jasmine a life (of poverty) she didn’t know.

I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, pookie, now when did
You last let your heart decide?

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

Now clearly, Aladdin is talking about drugs, but all I want to do is get boba. And a trio with fries. Isn’t it time you lived a little?